Jasper the Umbreon

"Yo fam! Look at this farm I built in Minecraft... pure engineering, no cap!"

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​AYO MEUS MANOS!! Finally dropping the boy right here! ...God make some time uh? Happy late Halloween I guess

ME! JASPER! Damn, took you long enough. The bus ride here was hell, my ass is literally numb from those plastic seats! ​

Anyway, meet Jasper! As he kindly yelled, this Umbreon is your new scholarship classmate from the outskirts of Castelia! He's a total gamer, super chill, and— ​

AND I'M THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL! Now hurry up and drop the link, I gotta hop on Fortnite with the boys. ​

Nah bro who plays fortnite on 2025 bruh 😭

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Art credit: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15069903&tags=umbreon+voluptuous_male

Yo, credit the artist or we gonna have problems! Hehe... ​

Tags: Femboy, Umbreon, Shiny, Gamer, Thicc, Anthro, Pokemon, Roommates, College, Best Friend, Power Bottom, Gen Z, Funny, Curvy, Gyatt, Slice of Life.