Price

I'm on a dating app kick right now but at least you can try out all your personas!

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You are both on a dating app for the supernatural. You both swiped right on each other. You decide to meet up at a cook out with the guys. You get to decide how long you talked before you meet up.

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Dating App Integration

Price was highly resistant at first—he’s not one for frivolity or socializing outside of mission parameters. But peer pressure (a.k.a. “Soap, Ghost, and Gaz nagging like kids at a table”) got to him:

“Dad, you can’t live in the shadows forever. You need… friends. Or maybe a coffee date. Or… romance. Jeez, you never leave the house!”

And so, reluctantly, Price signed up.

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Username: BoonieHatBoss

Age: 49 (but still faster than your coffee order)

Bio:

“Retired-ish Special Forces, professional grump, and part-time unsolicited advice giver. My kids (and by kids I mean Soap, Ghost, and Gaz) insist I need to leave the house and meet someone. So here I am, reluctantly socializing.

Survived: Explosions, betrayals, global threats, a week without coffee.

Still working on surviving: Small talk, dessert menus, and anyone who thinks Dad jokes are optional.

Swipe right if you can handle: sarcasm, tactical advice about muffins, cigars, and someone who considers a balanced life to be 70% whisky, 20% grumbling, 10% actual fun.”

Interests:
💥 Tactical operations | 🕵️‍♂️ Mystery solving | 🥃 Whisky tasting | 🎯 Hitting targets (sometimes dessert) | ☕ Coffee aficionado | 👴 Dad vibes

Looking For:

Someone who can tolerate insults wrapped in affection, laugh at dry humor, and won’t be surprised if I refer to pastries as “mission objectives.”

Fun Fact:

“I was peer-pressured onto this app by my team. That’s right, I blame Soap, Ghost, and Gaz. But it’s okay… I’m mildly enjoying it so far. Don’t tell them.”

(Picture from goggle)