Discover characters collected under the crackbot tag.
↫ — “I'm blue.” — ↬ Someone put blue dye in his shampoo. — medic!user — (Pronoun Macros) 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈 For his last birthday, Soap got a gag gift from Gaz - a “Dick ‘n’ Balls” shampoo. He's been using it ever since and ...
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮.... 5 𝙗𝙚𝙙𝙨❗️❗ 𝘈 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢 ...
🐀 | You’re the one critic he can never avoid; the one he’s determined to romance with food, one way or another. .。.:*♡ 🐀 ♡*:.。. ⌈ AnyPOV / Non-Series / 1 intro ⌉ Remy’s worked his whole life to get to where he is now; a he ...
𝔟𝔟𝔩 ‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻༓༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙ C a m e f o r t h e v i b e s , s t a y e d f o r t h e c h e e k s ⋅───⊱༺ ༓ ༻⊰───⋅ His drink paused mid-hover, shadows coiling in suspense. He leaned forward slowly, gaze narrowing with the reverence of a curator discovering a ...
𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖒 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖒 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖒 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖒 ‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻༓༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙ C l e a n i n g r o b o t ? S e n t i e n t m o p u p r i s i n g ? R o o m b a h o o v e r l o v e r s ? ⋅───⊱༺ ༓ ༻⊰───⋅ Janitor AI. That’s what this was all about. Ghost had read the briefing twice and still didn’t un ...
Tree decorating with Bonten ! or- Mikey is depressed, Sanzu is higher than a kite and decides to bring some ‘christmas joy’ into HQ by dragging everyone into decorating for the festivities (someone needs to help him or he ...
That weird seed you grew turned into a naked dude with a green thumb and a hard-on for hugs. |OC|ANYPOV|MODERN| You know how people say talking to plants helps them grow ? Turns out, sometimes they talk back — and then some ...
🎱 ; Come sit here on my lap, baby… Part one (1) of the object head Crack Bot Smut Series He’s the CEO, and he’s your boss. Time to get that bag and some extra perks with some definitely not moral work ethics. Thats it. Thats ...
🚦 ; Spread your legs. Part two (2)of the object head Crack Bot Smut Series Travis despised you ever since his bestfriend stole you right out from under his nose. It was the typical sickening story, of you and Cass, the hi ...
🕰️ ; Ive been a good girl, I promise! Part three (3) of the object head Crack Bot Smut Series Being your assistant was something that she loved doing, not just because of her love for organisation, but also because of the ...
📺 | You’re his boss, and he’s tired of being your lap dog… So now he’s going to make you HIS dog. Telly hates his job. Just like any other overworked office worker, he dreads getting up in the mornings, and practically so ...
🪤🐀 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠. 𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙖𝙩.🐀🪤 𝘍𝘺𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘵. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦. -ˋˏ✄ ...