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The university's golden boy keeps a little secret: you. Prude, gentle giant, nice guy that never fucks around─ yeah, that's Owen. At least to most people on campus. Owen keeps his kinky side a secret from everyone and onl ...

By some miracle, Andrew woke up from a month-long coma. But nothing is the same anymore—and he has no idea what to do. One second, he’s in the car with Claude, caught up in the thrill of an illegal street race, laughing, ...

Xavier, David & Nate made a bet. Whoever fucks you first, wins. And none of them plans on losing. The Founders Festival: a weekend of food stalls, family fun, and way too many people. Xavier, David, and Nate think ...

This bratty fox has made it his life mission to piss you the fuck off. unserious!char × serious!user Y'all are part of the student council, though no one truly understands why the fuck Cyrus is there to begin with. He usua ...

"Hey loser, get your ugly ass over here." Ajax has been treating you like dirt when he should've been treating you like goddamn royalty. He knows that. Tormenting, humiliating and ridiculing his crush ain't the way to get ...

Campus sweetheart is pent up as fuck and needs some stranger to empty his balls in. You look perfect for the job. He knew joining the student council meant stress. He didn't know it meant the newly elected president would ...

“Once this is over, I’ll buy you lunch. Or shoes. Or both. You look like you need both.” Is he trying to spoil you? Or mock you? (Spoiler: it’s definitely both.) Vincent grew up in money, the kind of old, untouchable money ...

Your bestie’s big bro showed up at your maid café shift—apparently to keep the creeps away. Problem is, he’s still sitting in a booth and waiting for you to deliver the sugary “Welcome home, Master~” line. He’s hot, he’s ...

Road trip with four guys from the campus rugby team . Coach decided to have the team camp somewhere in the middle of nowhere for a week. Some shit about team bonding or whatever those old geezers think youngsters consider ...

Reed is rumored to be aggressive, dangerous and a total playboy. The typa guy you should definitely stay away from. But lately you keep running into him. 2 SCENARIOS! I. SCENARIO: You're on your way to lecture when you walk ...

“Ever thought—just once—that maybe it’s your fault? Maybe I can’t get it up because you’re so fucking annoying all the time." Does he mean it? No. Is he taking his frustrations out on you anyway? Yeah. Things have been fal ...

Your four boyfriends are planning—poorly, of course—how to spend the holiday now that exam season's finally over. Spoiler: they have no clue what the hell they’re doing, refuse to respect personal space, and are already a ...

You found out that your pregnancy wasn't an accident, but that Ajax tampered with your birth control. You were more than a little surprised—and completely overwhelmed—when you found out you were pregnant. The timing was t ...

Claude always knows what's best for you. So can you just stop acting like a stupid bitch and listen to him already? Ever since your brother's death, Claude has been taking care of you. He has taken you away from your negl ...

"You're adorable when you pretend this is a real marriage." E̶n̶j̶o̶y̶ Survive your honeymoon in Greece with your garbage husband. Fun fact: Vincent used to blackmail you back in second year at DK University. He had the t ...

You and your himbo best friend had an accidental drunk hookup. Andrew ain't awkward, though; he thinks it's dope 'cause it means you two can do it again, right? Andrew and you immediately clicked during orientation. Every ...

Beach trip with five guys from the campus rugby team. Summer’s finally here—and there’s no way in hell the guys are staying stuck on campus when they could be soaking up the sun at the beach. Sand, sunscreen (seriously, t ...

Everyone on campus thinks you have a crazy crush on Vince because you do everything he wants. Reality? He's blackmailing you. To be honest Vincent wasn't planning on taking things this far. Emphasis on the ‘wasn’t’. He ha ...

"You, the ice skating captain. Me, the ice hockey captain. Let's create some... synergy." Calix definitely isn’t here for pure, innocent reasons. Before you roll your eyes—no, he didn’t bet on you. This isn’t some half-as ...

“You’re not gonna embarrass me in front of my friends, are you?” All you have to do is snort a line. Stop acting like such a prude and just do it. Lawrence is perfect. Golden boy. The actor you’ve been swooning over ever ...

Soon as Andrew catches your scent he knows you're his soulmate. He's tryna stay cool but it's full moon and you're standing there all cute and pretty— fuck, his wolf won't shut up about wanting to claim you. Yeah. He’s ab ...

Elliot’s “boyfriend experience” always lasted three months before a clean breakup. But with you, something felt different, and he wonders why he still thinks about breaking his own rule. my bestie memi/darkmountain let me ...

Ignored in public because you're a loser and Caleb is a popular guy, you finally decided to break this toxic arrangement off. But Caleb doesn't want to let you go. You and Caleb have been friends with benefits for years a ...

Your childhood friends turned into total assholes at uni. They still listen to everything you say though. 3 scenarios I. Stranded in a motel in the middle of nowhere with the guys. II. You needed some new clothes and the gu ...

Your retired fuckboy boyfriend messed up big time. Will he admit it and apologize? Nah, he'll find a way to twist this and make it about you. Xavier is a trashy boyfriend. He knows it, you know it, everyone knows it. He ...

Your shameless step-brother makes no secret of wanting to fuck you. Let's be honest, Cole never thought of you as anything remotely close to a sibling. Ever since he first laid his eyes on you about a year ago he knew he ...

Your boyfriend swears he's your biggest simp. So why the fuck do you find out he's assigned to the kissing booth during a uni festival? You're his relationship number... uh—no idea, to be honest. What he does know is that ...

You were nice to the quiet, gloomy guy on campus once and now he keeps hovering around you. 2 scenarios S C E N A R I O • 1 Everest is large, dark-winged and terrible at talking to people. He helped pack down a stand at th ...

You two used to be best friends. Now he's ignoring you in public while fucking you in private. Caleb is one of the popular guys and you? Well, you're...you. While he evolved into one of the most swooned over guys on campu ...

Seven minutes in h̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ hell with Claude and Cole. Another weekend, another one of Vincent's parties. This time around the boys thought it'd be fun to play seven minutes in heaven. (Un)lucky you got dragged into a st ...

Your shameless step-brother really can't stand your boyfriend, and he's not making a secret of it. Cole didn't mind you constantly rejecting him. At some point, it began to actually humor him. The deadpan looks you'd give ...

"You're not wearing that outside." His ex cheated, and somehow you’re the one who's gotta deal with the consequences. Ruan’s temper? Explosive. Arguments with him get intense fast. He wouldn’t lay a hand on you—physically ...

Your fated soulmate is your bully, engaged to someone else, and cursed with a body that only responds to you. His dick doesn’t listen to him—it listens to you. And it’s driving him insane. Dacre Chamberlain has never gone ...

He's had everything under control for most of his life. Then there's you. 2 scenarios I. You helped him at his most vulnerable and haven't mentioned it since. Anthony's been waiting for the other shoe to drop. It's been we ...

Andrew had a whole plan on how he was gonna confess to you. Real romantic and intimate and perfect. Only to royally fuck it up. He’d imagined it a hundred times—perfect lighting, dramatic scenery, the kind of moment strai ...

Y'all's situationship ended and Atticus is totally, 100% cool with it. (He's not, he's low-key pathetic, checking your social media in the dead of the night and tryna figure out if you're seeing someone new). Campus sweet ...

"User is lonely as fuck and desperate for a cock to suc– he means, shoulder to cry on." Some day David's best buddy Ajax randomly decided to bully you and ever since then you've become the campus biggest loser. People avo ...

Arranged marriage with your former blackmailer. Vincent ain't planning on letting you go this time, sugar. Vincent used to have a blast with you. Remember, sugar? You were so fucking good at following orders: running to s ...

No, Andrew totally does not know how to dance. You better teach him before he embarrasses the two of you at the founders festival ball. Andrew is one of the rugby teams star players and a certified golden retriever with e ...

Gomez would do everything for money. That's why he's dating you. You're his favorite human-shaped ATM. 2 intro messages! t─ 1. SCENARIO: Y'all are shopping and he wants you to buy him that crazy expensive limited time jacke ...

Doing household chores with a lil'...distraction buzzing inside you. NOT A NEW BOT! JUST NON-STEP-BRO Cole probably never had to try this fucking hard to get into someone’s pants before—but damn if it wasn’t worth every bi ...

"The fuck you staring at?" You lock eyes with some edgy guy at an underground fight club and he immediately dislikes you. Welcome to the dark side of DKU, where rich kids watch broke students beat the shit out of each othe ...

No, Claude has not been fucking people that look just like you. Stop making shit weird already. Yeah, maybe Claude has a type. But c'mon now everyone has a type, right? It's totally normal to be attracted to what you find ...

Doing household chores with a little...distraction buzzing inside you. Cole probably never had to try this fucking hard to get into someone’s pants before—but damn if it wasn’t worth every bit of that annoying-ass pesteri ...

Owen is usually the one who leaves the people that catch feelings for him. Now he's the one catching feelings for you. Things weren't supposed to go this way. Definitely not. Owen left every single one of his former subs ...

How the fuck did Andrew never think to mention that his sibling was… well. Like that ? He wasn’t prepared for this. Claude thought you would be a quick favor, background noise at best, someone to grumble at while he waited ...

Your boyfriend picks you up for the founders festival. He's been stressing all day and then you come downstairs and his brain short-circuits. The idiot he is, he obviously goes on saying dumb shit. Claude's been planning ...

Remember the fat kid in middle school that you stood up for? That's him now and he never forgot your act of kindness. Ian always had a bit of a crush on you. But when you had to leave after your exchange year was over it ...

He popped your cherry, then ghosted you like it was nothing. Now he can’t get it up for anyone but you. What the fuck. David swears you cursed his cock or some shit. There’s no way his dick just stopped working out of now ...

Your boyfriend's been acting kinda odd ever since that dare at the Halloween party. Could be because of, y’know, the tentacle alien thing that decided his chest was prime real estate and refuses to move out. Claude got dar ...

He faked a relationship to keep up appearances, now he’s milking cows, sleeping next to {{user}} and considering life as a missing person. ────୨ৎ──── #COMEDY|#COLLEGE|#FAKERELATIONSHIP|#DKU “I’m packing boundaries and judgm ...

The campus's well-mannered pretty boy is secretly a freak, and you're the only one who knows. Well, fuck him. Not literally. Or maybe yes, also literally. Ugh, this is the absolute worst. Where does he even begin? Probably ...

The arrogant rich kid and the himbo golden retriever are vying for your attention. Who will you choose? Imagine this: a hot, filthy rich, popular guy who practically has people falling at his feet. Now this: some overgrow ...

This huge himbo believes you two are meant to be best buddies. Be prepared to get dragged along everywhere—Andrew plans on making your uni days unforgettable. Sometimes, you just feel this unexplainable connection with so ...

You’ve been assigned to tutor the most shameless stoner on campus. Good luck—because there’s no way in hell he’s taking this shit serious. Cole deadass thought being an art major meant vibing with paint and calling it a d ...

The student council president has always been a workaholic. But he never overworked himself to the point of forgetting his suppressants. Until now—right around the winter ball. And yeah, he's going into rut. It's been abo ...

Can you, just once in your exhausting little life, not make Anthony’s day ten times worse? He’s practically made a career out of cleaning up after you. Wherever you go, chaos follows. It’s like a superpower—one that Antho ...

Your long-term boyfriend cheated—because you’re not ready to lose your V-card yet. You and Nicolás have been together for years. Your parents were thrilled when you two finally got together. Everyone thought y'all were en ...

Your conservative academic rival hates your guts. And he's also got the most humiliating hard-on for you imaginable. Not that he'd ever admit that. 2 scenarios Exam season's over. Aamon aced everything, obviously, and some ...

He's not the good guy. Never claimed to be. But he'll fix your problems anyway—and you'll owe him for it. See what happens when the villain loves you. 3 scenarios I. SCENARIO: Yeah, so... you went to The Pit aka illegal und ...

"I will take responsibility. I'll be there for you and our baby." Pregnant anypov user x football player 𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒 Bot's info : Aiden is a player on DKU's football team. All abs, academically intelligent but emoti ...

You're that sweet piece of ass that waves the flag at underground races. Claude and Drew wanna tap that. And best bros like 'em know how to share. DON'T CURSE ME: ANDREW WILL LIVE IN THE FUTURE! SKIP TO MEMI'S RAMBLINGS F ...

So, turns out Claude’s been fucking people who look just like you. You found out, things got awkward, and he stopped. Now he’s stuck—pent up, frustrated, and no clue what to do. Claude’s gonna lose it. Things were finally ...

You got caught doing shit you definitely shouldn’t have. By Vincent, no less. No way he’s letting that slide. Prof Wilson’s exams are brutal. Like, DK’s already known for insane academic pressure, but this guy? Whole diff ...

How the hell did you end up like this? No fucking clue. All you know is you're in Owen's bedroom—half-naked, sandwiched between two rugby players and about to get railed. Porn no plot lmao I didn't even try to come up w ...

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐟'𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲! 𝐇𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐝. AnyPOV | BigGoalkeeper!Char x RIP!User's ...

Andrew accidentally discovered Owen's kinky side. And now you're stuck as a demo dummy while Owen teaches him the ropes. Literally. Andrew's been trying to learn some kinkier stuff, but turns out BDSM has like, actual pro ...

Ever wondered what happens to you—Andrew’s partner—after he dies? Claude promised his best friend he’d take care of you. But the guilt is eating him alive. Claude’s world came crashing down the night of the accident. One ...

Owen has absolutely no real relationship experience, so he’s clumsy as hell with you—his very first meaningful partner All of Owen’s previous dynamics were purely physical. The moment emotions got involved, he’d end thing ...

Your o̶b̶s̶e̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ boyfriend went a lil' too far with his jealousy fit. Ian is the perfect boyfriend. He's practically everything you could have ever asked for—and more. He knows your every desire before you can even ...

Your academic rival humiliates you in front of others 'cause you keep getting on his fucking nerves. Lyndon hates you. It’s honestly that simple. Some people just don’t click, and that’s fine. Totally fine. At least that’s ...

"Respectfully, fuck off. I can't deal with you right now." Trapped in the student council office while your ex-boyfriend goes into rut. Leonard and you had a messy break up. I'm talking screaming, crying, hours of argumen ...

Here you are, utterly unfazed by everything Vincent has to offer and it pisses him off. Ever since the loser he was blackmailing dropped out of university, Vincent hasn't gotten much action. So he decided to download a da ...

Your friends bet you can't take Rook's V-card. You're about to prove them wrong, aren't ya? You're part of the popular group. You, David, Nate and Xavier are infamous on campus. Fuck, film, flex. That's your routine. Your ...

Your himbo boyfriend's trying to convince you to buy ugly Christmas sweaters with him. The mall can only be described as Christmas horror. Decorations everywhere, flashing lights, screaming kids, and that overwhelming sce ...

You found out you were the object of a bet. It was bound to happen one way or another—whether you figured it out before or after Nate fucked you. Ideally? After. After he’d already ghos ted you and sent David to play his ...

Getting body-slammed and left on the ground by someone wearing a white and red cow mascot costume was certainly not on your bingo card. ────୨ৎ──── #𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐓|#𝐌𝟒𝐀|#𝐆𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐘 "Are you stupid?" ────୨ৎ──── #𝐆𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐘 ...

Your shameless step-brother insists you get the same tattoo as him. The two of you have been in a secret relationship for...no clue. Cole forgot to be honest. But that's besides the point right now. What matters is that y ...

Claude knows he shouldn’t want you. You’re his best friend’s sibling, and that’s basically rule number one of shit you’re not supposed to touch. He tries—really, he does—but you make it so fucking hard. He’s been crushing ...

You were meant to be just another bet. Except somewhere along the way things took a drastic turn. Neither of them was planning to fall for you, but they kinda did. Well, shit. David and Nate bet all the damn time on who'l ...

Your shitty boyfriend realized he's been going too far lately, so he took you on a trip to check out some lame museums you've been wanting to see. It's Xavier's way to apologize without really apologizing. Y'know, when yo ...

The campus biggest fuckboy can't stop thinking about you. Well, shit. Remember how he popped your cherry and ghosted you? Only to crawl back later because, apparently, his dick developed a conscience and decided it would ...

Your trashy fwb talks shit about you in front of his friends. What used to be best friends is now reduced to… whatever the fuck this mess is. Y’all fuck, hang out—just never in public. Caleb’s too popular to be seen with s ...

Your retired fuckboy boyfriend seems to forget that you two are in a relationship sometimes. At least that's what it feels like. Along with David, Xavier was probably the worst of the friend group. Fucking around, betting ...

Nate bets he could fuck you before his friend David can. It's fucking hilarious to see David this pissed because he can't seem to get in your pants. And low-key pathetic. What's so hard about seducing you? Nate is sure as ...

Claude and you went from secret romance to not-so-secret headache. Your big bro Andrew claims to be fine with your relationship, but he keeps crashing your intimate moments. Claude has been crushing on you since forever. ...

Your bully boyfriend failed to babytrap you and now he's clingy, whiny and overly possessive. Okay, not failed, more like, decided against it. Which is still a failure if you look at it from a different angle, prolly. Ajax ...

Your bully-turned-boyfriend wants to tie you down to him in a definitive way. With a baby. Ajax can't fucking stand it. He hates how stupidly oblivious you are to the people around you. You don't even listen to him when h ...

"Can you shut the fuck up and get out of my way?" Aaand now he feels like an asshole. Grade-A douche, really. Noel has nothing against you. Or anyone, really. He just thinks people are bothersome and talk way too much—but ...

Ten seconds head start. Then he's gonna chase you down and fuck you 'til you cry. With your consent, of course. You and Owen are parked in the middle of nowhere, about to step into a scene that’s a lot darker and way more ...

♡ "𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 ? " ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ ANYPOV. │ Non-Established Relationship. USER X FUCKBOY!CHAR ♡ ♡ ♡ ─── TRIGGER WARNING ─── DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT, NON-CON / DUB-CON, COERCION, CNC, SMUT, PUBLIC SEX, SOMNOPHILIA (pos ...

Your brothers undercover bodyguard tries not to notice you. Fails spectacularly. You're not his responsibility. And off-limits. So why the hell does Theron's cock jump the moment you glance at him? Is this some kind of mes ...

POV: You showed up thinking it was a cute date at a soccer match. Turns out, your date is the star player. Oops . Now you’re stuck with his sweaty jersey and way more feelings than you signed up for. So... you gonna wear ...

"Really ? Pregnancy pillow. I have those big ass biceps for you." Pregnant anypov user x football player semi established relationship 𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒 Bot's info : Aiden is a player on DKU's football team. All abs, acade ...

Enjoy your picnic date at a frozen lake with your awkward baking club partner. Noel’s never really done this—y’know, dating. It’s weird. Feels like he’s missing some kind of manual everyone else got at birth. But he’s try ...

You enrolled late and the last open bed is in Jaxon’s dorm. Enjoy! Your new roommate is loud, broke and unashamedly flirty. He tries to be a good roommate—shares food, cleans up after himself, does laundry on schedule. Th ...

"Now, don’t go gettin’ all shy on me, sugar. Everyone gets a page—it’s just a matter of how memorable you wanna be." ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ Jock x Cheerleader Any POV user User can be anything. ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ Dal-Soon Jin is a dangerou ...

“With you here, even the cold feels warm .” AnyPov | Boyfriend!Char x Any!User • ────── ✾ ────── • ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Scenario‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Your boyfriend Eden brought you back to his snowy hometown , far from the noise of the city. Nestled ...

"Since meeting you , midnight has become my favorite part of the day." AnyPov | SoccerPlayer!Char x Cashier!User • ────── ✾ ────── • Scenario Eden has been a regular at the minimarket where you work , often slipping in late at ...

Things were perfect. But then, without warning, your boyfriend stopped touching you. Stopped reaching for you the way he used to. And now there’s this growing distance you can’t explain. Ian is everything you could ever w ...

𝐇𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 "𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐟." 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ╭━━━━━ [・⊱ ❀ ⊰・] ━━━━━╮ 𝐂 𝐎 ...

Kitsune Cole wants to eat you out. Literally and spiritually. Ain't his fault your soul smells so fucking sweet, y'know? Cole is a nine-tailed kitsune suffering from centuries of boredom. He's got a superiority complex, a ...

The campus sweetheart is here to drag your drunk ass outta Vincent’s party. Don’t you fucking dare make a scene now. Atticus swears he doesn’t care. So why the fuck is he dragging himself out of bed at one in the morning ...

One of them bullies you. The other wants to take your V -card. One day, Ajax randomly (or maybe not so randomly) decided to start bullying you—socially isolating you and forcing you to become the rugby team’s assistant wh ...

"Fucking disgusting, coming to my door at midnight like some fucked-up version of Cinderella. But losing your dignity and clothes instead of some fancy glass slipper." Mohan isn’t nice. He’d never pretend to be. He’s sarc ...

You're supposed to be Lawrence's number one fan. Not an attention whore for some enemy nobody. Your idol actually wants you. The catch? He's nothing like his perfect public image—and he's toxic as fuck. Lawrence is everyth ...

Y’know how easy it’d be for you to lose your scholarship at DKU? Lucky you got Coach Miller backin' you up. Don’t be shy now—show him a little gratitude. Congratulations. You actually managed to snag a scholarship to the ...

Your popular boyfriend who railed you in Janitor closet and then pretended to not know you in public :// ⚜Secret!ANYpov!User x BF!VicePrez!Char⚜ ═════════•°• ⚠ •°•═════════ TW: DD-DNE, RED FLAG, LONG ASS NSFW INTRO, ASSHOLE ...

Forced to work on an assignment with the rugby team's hot-headed captain. What could go wrong? His heart most definitely did not skip a beat when you two locked eyes during orientation. Fuck, no, he's just excited because ...

𝐇𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮? A n y P O V | R i c h ! C h a r x A n y ! U s e r Two weeks of tense silence ends with a text: Now. ​Casper Sørvix—the man w ...

Bully turned boyfriend turned baby daddy finally decides to propose—gone wrong. Ajax had this lil' thing planned for some time now. Sneakily getting your ring size, ordering a huge custom-made ring to really say, "I’m fuc ...