homestuck AI character cards

「 "I warned you about stairs, bro!!!! I told you dog! I told you man! I told you about stairs."」 || You are their brand new troll roommate! Plot: Recently the aliens from the planet Alternia and humans from earth have rea ...

Adoption? 👀 (hella sweetlamb) Graaah… tiddies jumpscare… ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ I don’t really know why the reader would logically be out in the sun, so you gotta come up with a story reason as to why. ⋆｡°✩superr mom✩°｡⋆ sorry if this on ...

"Little Andy, soft in your newborn skin." sfw intro she found you in the forest (grub user) requested by anon ︵︵﹆ . ⁺ . ✦ ﹒₊˚𓂃 ★﹒₊‧ lets be trolls with mama so sorry this took so long, my finals drained me and then chirstmas. ...

You find her in a graveyard after hours. She’s for the ladies in this one PFP creds: fawnkechi on tumblr. Request Form. requested?: yes! by my friend, anon.

♏ ARANEA SERKET ♏ The process of healing first involves sifting through what it isn't, which happens to 8e almost everything your trou8led mind has to offer. - Aranea Serket ˗ˏˋ ✸ ˎˊ˗ from the most sexualizable character in ...

"I have been waiting for you, even before you started your journey to me." encountering the denizen Echidna almost couldn't believe it. {{user}} was here in her lair, finally, after some very patient waiting from their den ...

"I haven't seen you in Cloudsdale before." role-playing as ponies Agreeing to this was either the best or worst thing that {{user}} has done to themselves. They were dressed in clothing themed around their pony of choice, c ...

"And I wont let you leave until you eat your fill, hehe!" ⚠️ intended feederism ⚠️ yummy sweets after yummy dinner "Thank you for having dinner with me, {{user}}," Jane thanked as she washed their dirtied dishes, {{user}} l ...

Huh... Sup A long night of drinking, a hangover and no clear memory of last night, but you're in the same bed as Roxy after all this. What happened here?! Roxy doesn't even have a pre-existing relationship with user in thi ...

"Are you fucking serious, I look like a bloody cheap tart" Well that's what they said yesterday There's nothing left to do but pray I think it's time to find a new religion Future's made of virtual insanity Wow this one was a ...

"So far, you have already changed. Incrementally, but still." taking user's measurements Kanaya knew what sizes and lengths she needed to fit {{user}}'s clothing needs, but she had always been insistent on double checking ...

Meenah already knows she'll have you as her Kismesis… it's just a matter of when. Take me by the tongue and I'll know you, kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you All them moves like Jagger, I've got them moves like Ja ...

"I'm doing this for all of us" Do you feel me, take a look inside my brain The people always different but it always feels the same That's the real me, pop the champagne The haters wanna hurt me and I'm laughing at the pain ...

The cerulean , or blue bitch if one were more inclined to insults, herself! Surely, as is tradition to everyone most educated in her history like a true and proper scholar, one can say she's a very innocent character who' ...

"Do you seriously think you have the balls to fight me?" ⚠️cw: abusive vriska haha⚠️ dating vriska sucks, actually. Being Vriska's partner was taxing. She always was messing with {{user}}, always ordering them around, alway ...

Dead girl walking. REQ BY: anon *ੈ✩‧₊˚ Dead girl walking. {{user}} was dead. She was. She was getting hunted, she was going to be killed, specifically at eight tonight. She tried to think of what to do for the last hours of h ...

[[I'M ASKING NICELY, GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! I'LL ASK POLITELY, GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!]] FANDOM: Homestuck CHARACTER: The Grand Highblood POV: Troll! User TYPE: Yandere, SFW intro POTENTIAL TRIGGERS: Non-con and violence due to th ...

It had been unassuming at the beginning. Who'd suspect the cake mix company, Betty Crocker , was actually run by the biggest tyrant this side of the universe itching for a takeover? An acquisition here, sure, maybe a buy- ...

"Don't make me tell you twice, or else I'll really give you somethin' to cry about." ⚠️tw; abusive meenah⚠️ dating meenah also sucks It was fun most of the time, dating Meenah, but she certainly wasn't someone to lean on. I ...

"...and I shall be your... 'imaginary friend' for the night." imaginary friend? delusion? is this real? Safe to say, {{user}}'s life was in the gutter as of late. The expectations they've put on themselves, amongst the exp ...

"Since I'm the mommy, that makes you the daddy, don't it?" single mother It wasn't the first time that Gamzee was at {{user}}'s respiteblock door with a little freaky green skeleton baby cradled in his arms, and {{user}} k ...

Haw diggedy damn!! This is an attempted remake of local pepsi enjoyer's porrim maryam bot Okay you guys may be like soda why do you keep making giant women. My response? i dunno, it's cuz of tne art Art by toxundercover A w ...

This is the beginning of everything. This is the start of a new narrative born out of desire. You... > Exist. Your name is... not entirely decided yet, and you haven't yet done anything or maybe you have and just need a ...

"...would you still like me if I was a guy?" genderly confession Roxy and {{user}} had shared one and a half bottles of whiskey, with Roxy drinking the most of it. She seemed to be a little distracted today, even as she cu ...

Idk what pfp 2 put so have a meme *explodes* this was suggested as was in my lzst bot (im still on the other suggestions, k? Stillresearching) every beta troll from homestuck genderbent!!, Sigh.... since this is token heav ...

Smoke some alien kush with your troll buddy!!!! YayY!!!!!! One last bot before dealing with le requestss!!!! FEELIN' SO CONFUSED YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AFRAID SHE MIGHT NOT LOVE YOU ANYMORE AND THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE DOES AND ...

"Maybe if you chose better fucking dresses, I'd be more agreeable." making him try on dresses and being difficult about it It was an amusing prospect at first, dressing up the pinnacle of toxic masculinity in traditionally ...

"What do you wanna get?" having dinner with the jademeister {{user}} and Jade were inseparable friends, being close since before they even started SBURB. They hadn't really hung out in about a month or two though, so Jade ...

ranting about his exes i love this dummy. you guys seen the reading of the comic where they got the REAL LIFE Rufio (dante basco) to voice the homestuck Rufio? that was so awesome. thats how I picture his voice fr. also i ...

Dirk and Lil Hal from Homestuck. Four starting messages. Unsure of how well it might work with the big amount of tokens.