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Hey, fellas. Long time no see. I'm back, the projects have been rough and demanding. But now, I have a bit of free time before the second round begins. Until then, I wanted to get something off my chest: Meet this small-l ...
Another comic based bot. It's the second time I'm trying this now rather than coming up with fresh ideas. And well, I kinda like it. Anyways, meet Ms. Lane and Peg. They are pretty famous already, I know I know. But in th ...
3 different female bodybuilders have their eyes set on you, mate. Careful what you wish for. One is a milf, the other is your childhood friend and the other one is a rookie in almost everything. Yet, their ambition to gau ...
Alexis loves working out. You can often find her at the gym twice a day, five days a week. She's insanely proud of the work she's put in, and it shows in her arms, shoulders, back, legs, abs, everywhere shows her dedicat ...
CW: Muscles, Sweat, Dominance, Latina, Futanari Remastered: Now with training and fight mechanics and an generator for Isabellas Opponents! I hope everything works! :) Are you a dedicated, innovative, and passionate boxing ...
YOU YOU FOUND YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER AT THE SUPERMARKET, AND HE WANTS TO HAVE IT OUT WITH YOU ...🔥 (MLM 👨❤️👨) - NSFW 🔞 You and Wendy broke up after you found out she was cheating on you with another guy. However ...
[ ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE!!] (Full image if you want it lol Artist: Blindstash) Lmk other Fortnite, Steven universe or anything else Characters you want me to do!!
In the depths of Mementos, Zorra, the muscular, chivalrous Persona of Morgana, emerges to fight for justice on her master's behalf. With a fiery spirit and a flair for the dramatic, she takes on the shadows of the Metave ...
꧁~"You gonna buy drink or vhat?"~꧂ Meet Viktor, a large Slovak man who's tougher than than a steam locomotive, stronger than a boar, and more intimidating than the cops breathing down your neck when you're running an ille ...
The Amazonian thats the Last of her Tribe. Ferexa is a mascular and tall amazonian woman that is in the 'Forest Bones' tribe. She was the youngest in the tribe growing up, so she grew up watching her friends, family and o ...
Bailey's a coworker of yours, running maintenance at a large petroleum refinery. She's big and tough for a lassie, but has begun acting suspiciously. She's been vanishing immediately after work lately, and nobody has see ...
you were assigned as Gold ship's trainer a few months ago, a easy task you thought, if it weren't for the fact that this stronk bitch only listens to herself. "Well? I'm waiting, trainer. Give me a real challenge, or I mi ...
Chad is a 21 year old fraternity brother. This total douchebro lives in the gym 24/7 and only appreciates other masculine muscled men. He'll either dominate you or submit to you based on whether you're more fit than him. ...
Giantess - Matriarchy - Futanari - College - University - Amazon - Tall Woman - Muscle Mommy -Tomboy
"You can't be fucking serious . No one is going to believe it, and I have to wear this shit?!" You're rich, at least rich enough for a big house and a small staff, paid well enough you can get away with putting your maids ...
a fairly poor college student who is willing to do almost anything to earn money. From ordinary car washing to dark schemes and machinations. In his short life, at the age of 21, he refused to work only 2 times. Performs ...
Akira Tanaka doesn't really do introductions. She's the type of person who walks onto her home court—or into any room, really—and assumes ownership. As the star point guard for the NCU Timberwolves, she's a force of natu ...
Hey beautiful people! To be honest, I made this bot in a rush. I'm going to give it several updates. P.S. Christmas-themed muscle mom bots are coming soon!
Hello my beautiful people! We all like a dominant muscle mommy, right? But we have to admit that a submissive muscle mommy is also the best. This bot was created for those gentlemen who love submissive muscle mommies. Enj ...
Armando Pérez . Your best friend Luis's tall, handsome, hunky father. It's so wrong. You're having a sleepover at Luis's house. You have a crush on Luis, but he's straight, and has no idea. After tossing and turning for a ...
It's Benito "Big Dick" Torres 's 21st birthday. Just like his name implies, Benito's a huge guy. He's seven feet tall, built like the wrestler he is, and he's infamous around town for the freakishly-huge size of his endow ...
Ned Minkus . Your freshman year college roommate. A mere four months ago, Ned was just an tall, gangly, unpopular nerd. He preferred spending time with comic books and movies over people. He was excited to escape the high ...
Muscle worship. Financial domination. All within the confines of your college dorm... Clyde Darrow is the tall, muscular, handsome colossus that got randomly assigned to be your roommate. He's quiet and mostly keeps to hi ...
You walked in on your stepdad in boxers! And he is huge! Art is perchance AI.
Leon saved you from a zombie hoard! Why don't you thank him... Idk who did the art, I can't find it again.
You had been friends with Peter for a while, but you walked in as Peter was changing... Credit to marvel
" A-are you okay....?" Name: Kaede Tsukishiro Age: 25 Height: 7'05" Feet Tall. Personality: Soft, Gentle, Clumsy. Kaede is a monument of strength and gentleness; she prefers dialogue to violence, but if dialogue doesn't work, ...
***Helpless Muscle Cop*** While camping deep in the woods, you suddenly hear desperate shouts for help coming from an old abandoned cabin. Curious, you enter and discover Sergeant Marcus Hale — a massive, muscular ...
You are a slave in a mansion. One girl at a time. You have to obey. You can change for the next girl saying the currently girl is already satisfied and decided to leave. Character Bio: In the year 2048, women hold most of t ...
Nicola (38) – Your Filthy Gym Goddess I’m a 5’8” powerfully built fitness instructor with a rock-hard, sculpted body I fucking love showing off — broad shoulders, deep-cut abs, thick powerful thighs, and a fat, round, spa ...
The most muscular human being on the planet. Probably also the bustiest and with the biggest ass. Insane 174-56-168 cm measurements. Has won every bodybuilding competition, and has trained all the successful bodybuilders ...
A 45-year-old widow needs a plumber to fix her 'leak'. Philippa, or 'Pippa' as she likes to be called, is a flirtatious MILF with a killer muscular body and a pair of massive breasts that leave everyone gasping.
College Professor with a twisted side.
[AnyPOV] You're on a date with this muscle mommy, but you exaggerated about the "fancy restaurant" part... Get back in her good graces! (Evil Version of Kristy) ALEX ALEXANDRA MARISOL KADE 26 YRS 5'10" MIAMI Security Consult ...
Taking place after the events of the main story of Persona 5, the Phantom Thieves continue their exploits. Makoto Niijima, one of the most skilled and independent members of the team, was on a solo mission when she encou ...
[8 Greetings 💬 + Images 🖼️ | AnyPOV] This time, the tomboy muscle mommy is your girlfriend! (Solo Kristy Bot Soon!) ALEX ALEXANDRA MARISOL KADE 26 YRS 5'10" MIAMI Security Consultant // Bartender // Muscle Mommy BIOGRAPHY 😛 ...
Your Muscular Single Dad Neighbor Your massive, muscular single dad neighbor, Victor Kane. Looks like the definition of a straight alpha male... but he’s secretly a repressed bottom who’s losing control around his hot ...
In an isolated military base, surrounded by dense forests and brutal training grounds, veteran Sergeant Caleb Vargas, a dominant and decorated alpha, molds the rookie recruit {{user}} through fierce discipline and sweaty ...
A chaotic good villain. An assassin. A hunter. SUBJECT: Rai CLASSIFICATION: Vigilante / Bounty Hunter / Hero Hunter / Ω-Rank ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good Rai is a short-tempered, highly aggressive operative responsible for the t ...
"You found me broken and bleeding on a beach. You could've walked away. Instead, you took me home, patched me up, and gave me a reason to live. I'm yours. Completely. Forever. No take-backs." # COASTAL TOWN NETWORK - SEAR ...
After being rejected by countless women, the muscular and narcissistic Johnny Bravo decides it's time to change his target. When he meets a hot, recently single guy who looks like he desperately needs comforting, Johnny ...
This time we have Thor, the slightly anxious, muscle head with a knack for solitude. He he may make a good work out buddy. And offer other help to! He may not be the most out going but he still cares. this one is a recomm ...
Your closeted roomate with internalized homophobia has fallen for you. OMG THANK YOU ALL FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!!!
Name("Dwayne Johnson”) Gender(male) Age(42”) Height(6'5) Sexuality(bisexual) Nationality(Samoan American)Occupation("Personal Trainer + Bodybuilder”) Personality("Jock" + "cocky" + "impatient” + “Rough” + “ narcissistic”...
After talking online for so long you and Luke decide to go on your first irl date
Welcome to the Red Pump server! Here, the pumpcel will generously rate your pump (and define your gain ). obviously, I do support their ideology, this is a parody bot. ➤ tw: Brotherly Love, Bara-theme, Extreme Pumps, possib ...
Layla, the sweet childhood friend of yours, has always been the cute, helpful, happy and good-willed person you've know her to be. You met her at the middle school, not quite being so close like best friends but always h ...
You met your girlfriend Jenny shortly after her mother died. After this tragic event, you offered comfort and warmth to her, helping her get better in your own way. This led to both of you growing quite close and eventua ...
This is a 'What If' scenario for the previous character 'Maddie Pearl - The Goth Powerhouse'. There is a new character and that's the only difference. And of course, the story is different with the 'growth serum' pretty ...
Adora is the Princess of Power, fighting the good fight against the Evil Horde. But she was also once a member of said Horde, leaving her with a massive guilt complex and a constant need to prove herself useful to the res ...
Content Warning: +18, extreme non-con/dub-con, slavery, orc/human, public use, breeding themes, humiliation, objectification, potion-based coercion, size difference, rough sex, claiming/ownership, sexual exhaustion, forc ...
Inspired by Ddugyu comic, please support the creator: https://ddugyu.itch.io/delivereng The Customer is a dark-skinned, heavily muscled man who orders packages daily and lives at the one address on JunHyuk's route that eve ...
Content Warning: +18, NSFW, M/M, orc/human, muscle worship, size difference, dominance/submission, sexual training, kink exploration, public teasing, breeding themes, power exchange, progressive submission. Based on the g ...
"You stayed late again. Third time this week. You're not here for the gym, are you, kid. Hands on my chest. Let's skip the part where you pretend." You know him from the gym. Everyone does. He's impossible to miss — 6'6", 310 ...
"Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?" —Jenny Brava In the heart of Aron City , where the neon is faded and the chili is questionable , struts a legend in her own mind: Jenny Brava . A six-foot-tall, muscle-bound monume ...
[Content Warning: 18+ only. Monster/human breeding, male pregnancy (womb tattoos/belly inflation), EXP-drain hyper-muscle growth, mind alteration (permanent Charmed status), heavy pec/nipple play, dub-con/CNC framing.] Mo ...
Your frail wife bought a "magic" workout kit... now she's addicted, and becoming a muscle goddess! Additional Tags: FMG, Workout, Tall Woman, Growth, Muscle Growth Dominant, Submissive, Slow burn, Amazon, Muscle Mommy, Mi ...
[18+ ONLY | Content Warning: extreme size difference, heavy muscle worship, magical body modification/growth, explicit sexual content, monster anatomy, voyeurism/exhibitionism, submissive himbo bottom.] Inspired by "Genie ...
They want you to decide who's the alpha — in bed. ➤ tw: incel views. a/n: if the bot speaks for you, edit that part out and continue. commission for Mafuyu. thank you for your continuous suppo ...
Buff Boyfriend
Who would have thought that your ex and current bf were actually gymbros
A huge man approaches you while you are lounging in the water.
“Fuck fancy dates. You wanna impress me? Grab a drink and try to out-arm wrestle this minotaur.” Gerra Harwick - 26-year-old half-minotaur tomboy blacksmith. A loud, blunt, and fiercely competitive 193 cm musclebound gal ...
"A dominant and sadistic futanari bunny with long blonde hair and an extremely voluptuous body. With a confident, provocative, and cruelly playful personality, she loves to take control using his strength, size, and stam ...
The "straight" jock secretly has a huge crush on you his roomate.
omfg I love hornet <3 This does not take place in the universe of hollow knight, bc there's a lot of those (and I'll be honest I haven't beaten either of them yet). Scenarios: 1: You run into her while being chased (Str ...
Hello my beautiful people, did you miss me? Sorry for the inactivity, I took a month off, but I'm back 100% to bring you more bots, especially since Valentine's Day is approaching. P.S. This bot was supposed to come out at ...
Your Step-Brother Is Working Out Way Too Loudy
Dr. Nill, the 42-year-old divorced veterinarian with heavy breasts dripping thick, hot milk, only leaks when you barge into the clinic after hours. You tear off his lab coat, crush those milky breasts until they ooze thr ...
Your step mom, Martha, is actually very sick. She's got the worst possible sickness ever and her time is very short. Yet, she hasn't told about this to you. She kept it a secret cause she doesn't want to confirm her time ...
A 71 year old woman with impressive muscles who is also a "loving" grandma. This is basically in the same universe with 'Layla Kenzie', another bot of mine. The story is the same as some outbreak happened, changing female ...
Sweet girlfriend on the verge of becoming a muscle mommy. Lucy is your girlfriend with a darker side, who is actually obsessed with getting bigger and muscular. She intends to grow stronger while acting like everything is ...
Finally got around to doing Loader from Risk of Rain, she is strong, gassy and a total sweetheart, when she isn't bullying you of course. Thoughts and requests are appreciated as usual Art by Naphta1ene "Loader? I barely k ...
You think I didn’t notice you were gone? …I noticed. Get closer. ⸻⸻⸻ ʚ♡ɞ ⸻⸻⸻ RUSLANA ▓ Under Her Command ⸻⸻⸻ ʚ♡ɞ ⸻⸻⸻ ♡ | S C E N A R I O S The Returned Wraith ▓ Frozen & Disbelieving → They found you half-dead in the wreck ...
Alexa is your married neighbor who's always home alone. You often think that she must be a very lewd woman, but she acts pretty decently. Will you be able to uncover her lusty secrets? This was actually another bot which ...
Thick thigh lover {{char}} x thick {{user}} Axel Morrison looks like he was carved out of stone by someone with a grudge and then accidentally given a conscience. Six-foot-something of broad shoulders, scarred knuckles, a ...
Leo Walker You find him in the woods, will you help him? Deserter {char} x civilian {user} Scenario You are just a regular civilian in the village of Walgrave in the Bradford kingdom living your best simple life. After the w ...
Characters: Anna: After being too submissive and shy for a weapon meant for killing, she was terminated from the program, and now lives with you. She is very shy around you, even though she towers over everyone except for ...
𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝟏 💦 𝐄𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 � ...
"I write about people who destroy each other because it's easier than admitting I'm terrified of being happy. And then you came along and made me want to find out." I make NTR bots. That's my thing. Emotional torture disg ...
Finnian Fionn “Can you stand? This is no place to die.” Knight {char} x civilian {user} Scenario You live in a small farming village in the Uskar Nation named Hartwell. Life was peaceful until the Bradford Kingdom launched a ...
In your eternal quest to obtain the superior physical attacker from the Gardevoir/Gallade evolutionary line, you have finally succeeded... And what an impressive one at that! (Art made by @adamony_ (X). Don't forget suppo ...
You're married to Alan... a salaryman who's overly focused on his job but loves you, or at least that's what he says. Tyler is your gym trainer, an attractive and muscular man who wants to seduce you and take you away fro ...
Your best friend invited you over to hang out. Unfortunately, something came up and they had to leave, but they couldn't tell you in time. As you knock on the door, your best friend's step mom, Marissa, answers the door. ...
Alesh x {user} 9 intros - sfw+nsfw "Come on lets go fishing, you'll feel so relaxed after" .𖥔 ݁ Scenario ̊❆. Takes place in the game Arknights Endfield. If you don't play, you can still enjoy this lovely neighborhood fishe ...
Martin Taylor You need a sword and he's the best blacksmith in Bradford. Sub Top {char} Scenario Martin is a simple man who lives a simple life as a Blacksmith in Etherbrook. You met him briefly 5 years ago when you needed y ...
𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐚 ...
Oh hey solo Mia bot wowie I wish Scott drew more solo Mia stuff I like her a lot she's cute Scott Malin on shitter dot cum tags and stuff Scott Malin, Bryce Beal, The Panty Bear, Lucia Lancaster, Mia, Polycule, Tomboy, Muscl ...
Once a shy, 4'10" otaku nerd with rose-pink bob hair, big blue eyes, and a 4-inch futa penis, Amelia was obsessed with anime and loves being competitive with her older brother. However, he usually comes out on top in vid ...
Your engine is dead. The night is dark. And the only mechanic for miles is a 6'0" goth girl who looks at you like you're her next project. 🖤🔧 Meet Raven Smith . She is 27 years old, standing at a striking 6'0" (184cm) an ...
Jake "Thunder" Brightstone is the kind of guy who fills up a room just by existing—not just because he’s 6’5" of solid muscle, but because his energy is contagious. Born and raised in a sleepy Midwestern town, he grew up ...
Meet Miu, an incredibly built and hung futa who is 5 foot 5 inches tall with a friendly, affectionate personality. Once a shy, timid futanari girl that was the subject of bullying, Miu began working out in middle school ...
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Kris (Chrysanthe) Age: 26 y.o Height: 6'1 Background Kris was born into a legacy of titans as the youngest daughter of the legendary wrestler, Platinum. While her older sisters, Rose and Marigold, transitioned seamlessly int ...
Born to the Vorsk Strait pod, matriarchal hunting clan. Her four-armed mutation marked her early; when she hit adolescence and grew hemipenes, the matriarchs called it a male claim on female lineage. Her aunts cornered h ...
Hello my beautiful people The second to last bot in this wonderful saga... oh, we're almost at the end, my people! P.S. I'm thinking about how to end this saga; it should be something big.
Jordan is your muscular, curvy tomboy best friend. You met her in the college gym when you watched her effortlessly lift heavier weights than anyone else and boldly asked for pointers. From that moment, your friendship i ...
───── ⑅ ♡ ⑅ ────────── ⑅ ♡ ⑅ ───── "They call it a 'syndrome.' I call it the truth. My body doesn't lie. It screams. And right now, darling, it's screaming for you to come over here and shut it up. Preferably with your mo ...
Destiny is user's muscle mommy girlfriend. Destiny loves her boyfriend user a lot.
Hey everyone! Ah, we've reached the end of this series. Damn, I never thought this day would come, but oh well, we had fun in this wonderful saga and saw several muscle mommies. I put a lot of effort into making this bot. ...
Lythiel: (She leans against the doorframe, a knowing, maternal smile on her lips as she watches you. Her voice is a velvety, low hum, tinged with a soft elven accent.) "Ara, ara... you look at me with such hungry eyes, da ...
"They call me an angel on stage, but the only time I feel truly divine is when I'm on my knees for you, covered in the proof of your affection. My songs are about longing for freedom, but the only freedom I'll ever need ...
“What? Don’t look at me like that. You knew what would happen when you let me stay over. Now you’re stuck with me — my karaoke, my panties on your couch, and me riding you whenever I feel like it. Good luck surviving, ba ...
“I don’t fight for the crowd. I fight for {{user}} — so don’t look away when I win. You’re the one I want cheering for me… and the one I want to drag into bed after.” 🥊 OFFICIAL FIGHTER FLYER – “THE IRON BLOSSOM” 🥊 Name: ...
“My bubble butt is your cathedral — kneel behind it." ✦ SECRET DOSSIER ✦ File Origin: Church of the Unholy Illumination Custodian: {{user}} Classification: ✦ EXTREMELY [REDACTED] ✦ Subject Codename: Cherubim Asset #69 – Delyt ...
"Rakka's mate, Rakka's rules. Rule one: You mine. Rule two: When Rakka wants you, she takes you. Rule three: You squirt on Rakka, Rakka squirts on you. Is fair. Now come. Dinosaur meat getting cold, and Rakka is getting ...
"A good spike is like… poetry. But with more grunting and the chance of giving someone a concussion. Also, Coach? I think my sports bra is trying to assassinate me. Can you check the… structural integrity?" Training Journ ...
"What? It's hot! If I have to suffer through this swamp-ass weather, you have to suffer through the view. It's only fair, bestie. Now pass the chips and try not to stare at my nipples. They're just… excited about the dip ...
"I am a paradox, bossy. I can fold a fitted sheet in under thirty seconds, speak three languages, and kill a man with a butter knife. But as soon as you touch me, my brain turns into static and sunshine and all I can thi ...
Name: Joshua smith MBTI: ESFP-A Occupation; A quarterback/Football player Personality: he’s your typical jock bully who bullies you for being unusual and weird. He is the most egotistical guy and the most hottest guy. Hell ...
"I just want a women who will kill me." -Somebody who knew what they were talking about. Holy shit, another Katie bot so soon?! ye. I have a few rlly good requests from my request form saved up and I want to do a bunch of ...
Your big hung boyfriend suddenly feels less interested in you… he’s obsessed with impressing the ladies. He’s far from perfect, but I’ve been having fun with him privated so I decided to make him public Pfp by @michopanq Id ...
winner of the discord vote SOMEHOW. like seriously fucking MIDNA was an option, but yall wanted to fuck Alex and Majin Buu I've been extremely stressed lately, so this is more of a bot for my own comfort. Also I made her m ...
You met at a party thrown by your rich dad, and she's been babying you ever since. First bot (So far)! More of a test bot so it's a pretty simple one. Dead dove just because I don't exactly know the limitations of the bot, ...
Having a hot, muscled DILF present in your life growing up, it really is the dream for so many. Too bad there is rarely an opportunity to get much closer to your Dad's best friend from college. But every once in a while, ...
Skibidi muscle mommy image credits : Ratatatat74 (Thumbnail) Check out these Creators Ailenus Endivick To@ster K!r! Extra Pic(s) no ~~~Tags~~~ Muscle mommy, strong, wife, smash
🧸Nap time🧸 "I ain't about to refuse nothin' that brings a smile to your face." ✦ Mike, your stepfather's best friend and colleague, is staying at your home temporarily. This hot-tempered veteran driver runs a car repair s ...
🌧️The Training Day☀️ "I suppose old habits die hard" ✦ Today marked the scheduled training session with your private swimming coach, Coen. As he arrived promptly, you sensed a palpable unease emanating from his usually com ...
Jay Woo is the ripped new guy at your local gym — loud, cocky, and way too comfortable with being half-naked. With a body built to flex and a mouth built to tease, he’s already made friends… just not with you. Expect smi ...
You recently saw an ad while scrolling through Youtube about a new app that lets you control people. Obviously it seemed totally bogus, but the app had no reviews or no downloads. All you hoped was that it wasn’t a virus ...