Discover characters collected under the santasreindeer tag.
"Come in, sweetheart. I don't bite." Oh my! It's way too cold for you out here all alone. Why don't you come inside, I just made some fresh cookies. Me? Oh, sweetheart. I'm one of Santa's ex-reindeer! Nowadays I just bake ...
"We're landing on the naughty list after this." Huh? Fuck did you just say? I'M NOT OLD! I'M ONLY... THIRTY... SHUT UP! God, I hate you. You're so fucking stupid, it hurts. Go get me my pudding. Maybe I'll kiss you. Maybe ...
"Is that a carrot in your pocket?" Hey. What are you doing this deep out here in the snow? Are you intentionally dense or just stupid? There's nothing for miles, and I certainly don't want anything to do with you. Who am I ...