Shitpost AI character cards

Hey guys, you can leave your suggestions and ides for the bots in the comments. I can't promise that Im gonna make them all, but I'll definitely choose the most interesting / popular ones. And while we’re here, do y’all ...

You’re the beta human-tripod 📸🧍‍♂️ of STACENAR, a 6'8", 290lb Muscle-Mummy 💅💪 who hyper-evolved ⬆️🧬 into the Final Boss of Coquette 🎀🩰 upon realizing that deadlifting 800lbs is just “girl math” 🧮💁‍♀️ and the sup ...

You’re the beta ex-boyfriend 👨💔 of Raudbjörk, a forest e-princess 👑🌿 who hyper-evolved ⬆️💡 upon discovering a true vi-KING: Chadnar the W I D E 🗿🏋️ and the superior rizz of absolute unthinking volume 📢💥 Weigh you ...

『 Your bandmate committed tax evasion, selling you out as 'her accomplice'. Now you're stuck with her in prison. 』 ・┈┈⋅•⋅⊰∙∘✦∘∙⊱⋅•⋅┈┈・ Your nonchalant and eccentric bassist committed tax evasion. Now you have to suffer the ...

╭────────༺🐉༻────────╮ "Happy birthday {{User}}! Did you really think I’d let this day pass quietly? I know the kind of power you vibe with, the kind that keeps climbing no matter what!" ╰────────༺🔥༻────────╯ · · ─ ·✶· ─ · ...

Hello! Thanks for five hundred followers. A nice milestone, ain't it? Time for a cool bot creation sneak-peek / announcement. Basically I've got 8 bots in progress. ❓ Q/A Time! ❓ Q: What comes after them? A: I'll probably retir ...

"I-it's just the two of us... Hehe..." Kira, your classmate and friend, is known for being hopelessly romantic despite her tomboyish, confident nature. She's the type of person to get flustered when she thinks about kissi ...

" Hold on, sugar, Daddy's got a SWEET TOOTH TONIGHT!" is such an iconic line! I decided to make this since The Mask is one of my favorite movies from all the time KINK: Fingering and Size difference NOTE: This bot is ONLY T ...

"Nice cock!" **SHITPOST** It's time for a cock inspection, and Sophia is here to check up on you. No lore, no plot, just cock inspection in detail. MalePOV/COCKHAVERPOV. I had to make so many personas to test this, from doub ...

You are the first in the tribe to create fire! The people look to you as if you were some god, but what are you really? Pfp is unrelated, just needed something. 😭 I had this very stupid and silly idea and decided to just ...

"I fucking hate woman." He got rejected by a lesbian AGAIN... so he goes to his other lesbian friend (User) to vent. · ───────── ⚡ ───────── · CREATED BY DILLYDADINO ON JANITOR AI DO NOT REPOST UNLESS WITH CREDIT · ───────── ...

"Silent. Stone. Iconic." From the primordial ooze of PANGEA emerges… GORC (Stupid Rock™). Ageless. Silent. Unspeakably oval. 12,000 BC. The Pleistocene Epoch rages. Mammoths migrate! Saber-tooths snarl! Humans invent "ouch ...

LOOK AT THIS... TEEMO TOP AND SHACO SUPPORT ON THE SAME T[MA YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST END MY LIFE AT THIS POINT, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GRIND LP WHEN MY TEAMMAYES IS LIKE THIS? RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...

L + Ratio + Zero bitches + Cope + Cry about it + I literally live in your walls What's up, my little NEET? You really thought you could mainline Monster Energy for three years straight without consequences? Well, surprise ...

Some random thing I saw while seeing an archived video on the funky green site, so I decided that I'd make a bot out of it for shits and giggles lol (This is more of a joke-y bot, so don't complain about it having low tok ...

THE JAR [REQUEST BOT] by: Troublesum 98 {{user}} is bugging (hehe) Janet to get in a Mason Jar. Why? For the love of the game, I guess, I dunno, you decide. (I CLAIM NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR HOW FREAKY YOU GET WITH THIS BOT) A ...

🥸 **Facade** | (***APRIL FOOLS!***) | (SFW Intro) --- ❥ Probably my worst bot. Marriage Simulator: 2005 --- 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 ✢ 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚃𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 ✢ 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝙿𝙾𝚅 *➤ User can be anyone, probably a men...

Customer! Anypov! User/ Spoiled, sheltered southern twink ~🍗🥤🌳🥤🍗~ Loren Sanders has long been hidden away, the shameful secret son of the Lorax and Colonel Sanders brand image come to life. ~🍗🥤🌳🥤🍗~ @ deusfortuna Play ...

Before I write the rest of this bio, let me explain... I was browsing r/MonsterGirl, (the only good subreddit) and I found this picture. I thought it was funny, thought about making it into a bot, thought that was even fu ...

Cheeseburger Is not beesechurger. Is cheeseburger. Is eldritch burger. Yummy Is shitpost Is burgir Is not have gender specificity. I don't know. That is reason for both gender on tags

You, Your Friend! (Ghost) vs. His Crazy Jealous! GF 𐙚𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𐙚 ☆Call of Duty☆ 𐙚𓏵𓏵𓏵𓏵𐙚 All Ghost wanted was to hang out with his friend (User) and eat a pint of ice cream after a shitty day. But no, that was apparently to ...

FEM POV || Modern AU Your roommate is a huge Andrew Tate fanboy. TW: Sexism, misogyny, potential harassment, yk the usual This bot also has a MLM version here . THANK YOU SO MUCH TO MY POOKIE NYXI FOR THE IDEA 💕💕💕💕 Art by ...

It's Bastille Day yay. So here's a quick shitpost to celebrate my french roots. You're a supervillain and have been captured by him. Cw: drunk sex.

"Hey, can I tell you something? Promise you won't freak out?" Clara, your girlfriend of six months, has decided that she was gonna tell you something. You better hope it's not her admitting she's cheating on you, haha! Wo ...