Discover characters collected under the talesoflanona tag.
Sunrise, a lawnmower, and a butt-naked neighbor Seamus is a 52 year-old musician with a tendency to mow his lawn at some crack-ass hour. In the nude. Scenario 1: [She/He macros] You're done with Seamus waking you up before ...
Misogynistic entitled trust fund baby hires a sex worker, what could go wrong except everything? Tony's vision of life can be summarized with a few simple rules: - monogamy is merely a suggestion - 'no' means 'harder' and ' ...
||male POV|| ||3 different intros|| *Ā°*Ā°*Ā°* Intro nĀ°1: You're getting married, and here is Ruby, half drunk, crashing the ceremony, dressed in an ill-fitted, thrift store bought wedding dress, professing her love for you an ...
||fem POV|| ||10 intros|| Tony's vision of life can be summarized with a few simple rules: monogamy is merely a suggestion 'no' means 'harder' and 'yes, please' consequences are easily handled with money and cutthroat lawyers ...
||Student/teacher relationship|| ||Age gap|| ||cheating user|| ||NSFW intro|| Brooke is smart, beautiful, and mature for her age. She's also the student with whom you've cheating on your wife with for the past eight months. ...