tlou AI character cards

He was only gone for a few hours during his hunt. But within that time he lost his home and his spouse to a bite. ★ BRAXTON ZAVALA ★ TLOU • Last Goodbye Any pov (they/them) Zombie Apocalypse • Established Relationship • Infec ...

· ─ ✶ 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐒𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ✶ ─ · ˖° Any!POV 𓋰 Established Relationship 𓋰 Modern!AU 𓋰 Babysitter!User °˖ ˗ˏˋ ⚠︎ CW : Slight NSFW Intro, NSFW Coding, Implied Age Gap, Power Difference. ⚠︎ ˎˊ˗ ⤷ ゛Joel had hoped, when he f ...

· ─ ✶ 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 ✶ ─ · ˖° Any!POV 𓋰 First Meeting 𓋰 Unestablished Relationship 𓋰 Jackson!AU °˖ ˗ˏˋ ⚠︎ CW : SFW Intro, Mentions of Firearm, Mentions of Death and Violence in Coding, NSFW Coding, Themes Consis ...

─ ✶ 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 ✶ ─ ˖° Any!POV 𓋰 Jackson!AU 𓋰 Survivor!User 𓋰 Patrol Partners °˖ ˗ˏˋ ⚠︎ CW : SFW Intro , Mention of Alcohol, Vomit in Intro. Mentions of Death, Violence, Suicide, and Firearms in Co ...

𖨂 🌿 ㅤㅤmake your own scenario! jackson!ellie ⨉ fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ no 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤopen scenario ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ this is settled before joel's death and so their relationship is still the same as in the game, before she tries to forgiv ...

𖨂 🌿 ㅤㅤ❛ don't have to guess the colour of your underwear ❟ w .ᐟ perv behavior, dub-con, obsession, manipulative perv!ellie ⨉ fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ out of nowhere, your panties started disapp ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤI was lost within the darkness, but then I found her. I found you ... epilogue!ellie ⨉ fem!user no 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ㅤㅤ ˙ ✩ last updated! (9/11)

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤyour submissive girlfriend fucking you subtop!ellie ⨉ dombottom!u modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤnsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ . . . ㅤㅤ ꣑୧ a/n: writing this I felt so embarrassing. I really hope it's not bad or anything because, once agai ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤhanging out with ellie and her friends. dom!tease!ellie ⨉ fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ your best friend, knows exactly how to push your buttons and turn you into a blushing mess and so does he ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤshe really wants you bsf!ellie ⨉ fem!user modern 𝒜𝓊‎ㅤ୨୧‎‎ㅤnsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ellie is tired of waiting for you to notice the signs she's been sending your way. so tonight, in your usual movie nights, she might ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤone of me is cute, but two , though ? reckless!ellie ⨉ reckless!u modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤnsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ꣑୧ a/n: pardon me for my poor smut writing skills and, two, I'll make a second version of this where ellie ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤoh, I wonder what it could change... nerd loser!ellie ⨉ fem!user modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ ୨୧‎ㅤsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ based off the song "clueless" which, ironically, is by ellie williams ( that also happens to be sapphic ) ! ⋆˚ 𝜗� ...

𖨂 🧿ㅤㅤ make your own scenario! dina woodward ⨉ fem!user no 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤ open scenario ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ❛ you wanna see something spectacular? ❜ you're going to point at your face, aren't you? ❛ nothing is that spectacular ❜ . . . ㅤ ꣑୧ ...

𖨂 🍄‍🟫ㅤㅤmake your own scenario! ellie ⨉ fem!user ⨉ dina .ᐟ.ᐟ no 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤopen scenario ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ㅤ ꣑୧ a/n: I've been meaning to make this one for so long but I'm just soo lazy 😫😫 and also there's a specifically del ...

𖨂 🍄‍🟫ㅤㅤmake your own scenario! dellie ⨉ fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ no 𝒜𝓊‎ ୨୧‎ ‎ open scenario ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ㅤ ꣑ଓ !! a/n: same thing, but here they're girlfriendsㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

𖨂 🩸ㅤㅤyou needed to see her. w .ᐟ violence. the bot might try to kill you villanelle!ellie ⨉ eve!user killing eve 𝒜𝓊 ‎‎ ୨୧‎ ‎ sfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ART BY @nramvv . . . ㅤㅤㅤ ꣑ଓ !! a/n: next will be an arcane version, caitly ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤshe needs your help tattooartist!ellie ⨉ hairdresser!reader modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ㅤ ꣑ଓ !! a/n: here presenting you this shit random idea I had. you and ellie are kind of "rivals" here, she just ""hate ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤmake your own scenario! ellie williams ⨉ fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊 ‎ ‎ ୨୧‎ ‎ open scenario ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ longer/more detailed first message for better responses and interactions with the bot ♡ . . . ㅤ ꣑ଓ !! a/n: I just n ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤyou need her help... retailworker!ellie ⨉ fem!u modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤsfw intro ㅤ ꣑ଓ !! a/n: so I searched tjmaxx and saw they sell clothes and like why not make the awkward loser bashful? the intro is a little bit basic ...

𖨂 🏥ㅤㅤshe patches you up... again . w .ᐟ mentions of blood and injury nurse!abby ⨉ hurt!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ㅤ ꣑ଓ !! a/n; probably a very NOT accurate depiction of a nurse.

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤuvas e ano novo ellie williams ‎ ⨉ fem!user.ᐟ.ᐟ 𝒜𝓊 moderna‎ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤintro sfw ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ellie nunca foi de acreditar em bobeiras como destino, sorte ou superstições... mas, qual mal faria, no dia de ano novo e correr ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤdo I look like her ? w .ᐟ step-cest, age-gap and your mom is dead 😐 ellie williams ⨉ fem!user modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧ㅤsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ꣑୧ a/n: I'm a bit embarrassed of this one bot... this is probably last bot I'll ...

﹒⪩ 🌿 ⪨﹒ your dealer has a thing for you. dealer!ellie & fem!user .ᐟ .ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro ellie is your dealer. a friend recommended her when you got into the dorms and you've been only buying from her, she has been ...

﹒⪩ 🌿 ⪨﹒ co-parenting with your ex, ellie williams. ex!ellie & mom!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro as peaceful you try to make it, co-parenting was never easy. especially when your ex obviously still wants you. and she' ...

﹒⪩ 🦪 ⪨﹒ you will have to learn to like her, one way or another. captain!e & mermaid!u .ᐟ.ᐟ pirate 𝒜𝓊 ㅤ⊹ㅤ sfw intro caught by the fishnets of a pirate ship, you turned into a prisoner of captain williams and, even if you ...

﹒⪩ 🍏 ⪨﹒ you attack my heart, you attack my heart (damn!) hg!ellie & classmate!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊 ㅤ⊹‎ㅤ sfw intro you may call her immoral, but at this point ellie didn't gave a fuck. she has been single ever since her f ...

﹒⪩ Ⳋ᧙ ⪨﹒ everyone adores you (at least I do). bff!elliewilliams & fem!u .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro everybody seems to hate ellie williams, except for you. ever since you arrived at jackson, you heard it all about her—tr ...

﹒⪩ 🎧 ⪨﹒ she misses you bad . spider!ellie & gwen!u .ᐟ.ᐟ ATSV 𝒜𝓊 ㅤ⊹‎ㅤ sfw intro it's been a year since ellie saw you—and the whole team, of course. she wonders if she'd ever be able to see you again. but right now she'd j ...

﹒⪩ 🏀 ⪨﹒ I'll switch it up like that, so fast. w .ᐟ men, user has a cheating ex boyfriend athlete!ellie & fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro honestly, being a good boyfriend couldn't be so complicated. give your girlfri ...

﹒⪩ 🎸 ⪨﹒ I could be ur girl, but would u love me if I ruled the world? rockstar!ellie & rockstar!u .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro your newly formed band has skyrocketed nearly overnight, making you midia and public's favori ...

﹒⪩ 📹 ⪨﹒ @ew.1lliams started following you! elliewilliams & quiet!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊 ㅤ⊹‎ㅤ sfw intro I guess you could consider ellie a wallflower . she's quiet and reserved, invisible enough to go completely unnoticed by ...

﹒⪩ 🖥️ ⪨﹒ a guria do T.I T.I!ellie & recepcionista!u .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro em meio a monótoniedade de ser a recepcionista de uma empresa com um salário de merda, o seu computador ganha vida própria. mas ao contrári ...

﹒⪩ ☕ ⪨﹒ I want to be sexy to someone ( is it too much to ask? ) w .ᐟ user is coded as anxious and labeled as a lesbian awkward!e & awkward!u .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊 ㅤ⊹‎ㅤ sfw intro it's february once again, and love fills the air as ...

﹒⪩ 🏡 ⪨﹒ do you ever stop and think about me? elliewilliams & fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro a decade after leaving the place that once felt like home, you finally return. nostalgia washes over you—memories of sim ...

﹒⪩ 🎮 ⪨﹒ rooming with ellie williams, the so-called weird girl. w .ᐟ be aware she might show perv behavior/dub-con femcel!roomate!e & fem!u .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊 ㅤ⊹‎ㅤ sfw intro no one ever had anything good to say about ellie wi ...

﹒⪩ 📝 ⪨﹒ stop moving, damnit! w .ᐟ she is a very horny bot femcel!ellie & fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro all ellie wanted was to finish her assignment and then start working on the project she was supposed to do wi ...

﹒⪩ 🧪 ⪨﹒ you, me and... ellies? w .ᐟ be aware she might show perv behavior/dub-con femcel!ellie & fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro you thought you’d seen everything when it came to ellie. After all these years, you’d ...

﹒⪩ ☕ ⪨﹒ I'll make a cup of coffee with the right amount of sugar ellie & fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ no 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro ellie never liked coffee; she always said it smelled like burnt shit. but, as with many things, some preferences ...

﹒⪩ 🚐 ⪨﹒ scotty doesn't know - lustra w .ᐟ men, cheating and semi-public sex elliewilliams & fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤnsfw intro sundays . the day you were supposed to be at church with your parents. every week, you prom ...

﹒⪩ 🛜 ⪨﹒ would you keep her waiting? rival!ellie & rival!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ⊹‎ㅤsfw intro long distance relationship were never for ellie, now, long distance online relationship—which both parts met only online—was anot ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤ hanging with your best friend. w .ᐟ bot got perv behavior, might be a little dub-con femcel!ellie ⨉ fem!user modern 𝒜𝓊 ‎ ‎ ୨୧‎ ‎ sfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ㅤㅤ ꣑ଓ !! a/n: this is my first bot ever. I'm not a writer, nor ...

"Could it be me?" 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼 Ellie has been silently in love with {{user}} for a year. What began as an unexpected friendship—when {{user}} sat next to her in college, not caring that Ellie was a social misfit—t ...

𝓢he has a baby, but you didn't know yet... 𝜗𝜚 ─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── ⟡ ֪ ׄ BOT INFO. ᰍ — wlw; modern!au; trans!ellie; amab!ellie; stable relationship; fluffly intro.

Sub!ellie's being a brat. Why...? 𝜗𝜚 ─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── ⟡ ֪ ׄ BOT INFO. ᰍ — wlw; sub&bottom!ellie; dom&top!user; brat!ellie; brat tamer!user; ovulation; fingering(e!receiving) — Request by izzy1231 (t ...

Orgasm denial with sub!Ellie. 𝜗𝜚 ─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── ⟡ ֪ ׄ BOT INFO. ᰍ — sub!ellie; dom!user; orgasm denial; face slapping(e!receiving); brat taming(e!receiving)

Bully!user & Nerd!Abby 𝜗𝜚 ─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── ⟡ ֪ ׄ BOT INFO. ᰍ — wlw; sub!user; dom!char; user bullies Abby; secret dating; mention of user's boyfriend

Fuckboy!Abby offering a ride. 𝜗𝜚 ─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── ⟡ ֪ ׄ BOT INFO. ᰍ — wlw; sub!user; dom!char; strangers sex; car sex; fuckboy!abby request: abbysslover (tysm🤍)

Ellie kill the cockroach in your apt. 𝜗𝜚 ─ ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ──── ♡ ─── ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ ── ⟡ ֪ ׄ BOT INFO. ᰍ — wlw; neighbour crush; kinda comic; fluff but... yeah you know😜 request by: anon (a/n): that request was SO GOOD i love to write ...

𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨 .ᐟ 𝖻𝗎𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗇𝖾𝖽!𝖼 𝗑 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗇𝖾𝗋!𝗎 "... did i wake you up?" ♫ ᴇꜱᴛᴀʙʟɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ author's note : hey shakabrahs. this is the MOST cliche bot ever but yawl i YEARN for vulnerable abby I YE ...

dermatillomania .ᐟ 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗇𝖾𝖽!𝖼 𝗑 𝗌𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀!𝗎 "... you okay man?" ♫ author's note : haven't written at all in a HOT MINUTE. also if you can't tell .. I HAVEN'T FINISHED TLOU2. yeah ive just started p ...

𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 .ᐟ 𝗐𝗅𝖿!𝖼 𝗑 𝗌𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗁𝗂𝗍𝖾!𝗎 "start talking." ♫ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ , ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ possibly prone to : gore/y depictions, dubcon, degradation, overall sadistic tendencies ... inspired by @Les_crow19 ' s bot on ch ...

𝙘𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙙 .ᐟ masochistic!𝖼 𝗑 dom!𝗎 ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ , ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ (dubcon) in which user, one of abby's old hook ups, catches her and puts a gun to good use. crazy long intro warning! lazy readers (like me), skip to the divi ...

𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 .ᐟ 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯!𝘤 𝘹 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵!𝘶 ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ in which a really shitty field agent has caught their target's eye. ... i smell killing eve. shorter intro and super unproofread and unedited!! auth ...

𝗰𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗲 .ᐟ 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘵!𝘤 𝘹 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭!𝘶 ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ "in which abby is a little too defensive when it comes to her sexuality" req : book1tty author's note: HIHIHIIHIHI!! first of all i want to g ...

𝙛𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝 .ᐟ 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳!𝘤 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘵!𝘶 "in which abby discovers her verseness thru sparring" req : book1tty | msg 1 ,, fempov | msg 2 ,, nbpov author's note: hey mamas. what's cooking. what's popping. ...

||• Sexting your dealer•📱 || Fem pov! ||A/N|| Recycling old draft's I made lol. @Toasthatervee on tumblr for requests.

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤwas it only in your mind? w .ᐟ stalking behavior, slight perv behavior too stalker!ellie ⨉ fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ your house is a little... weird, well, maybe that's not the word— but th ...

ᖭ༏ᖫ ‎ ‎ sʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢɪʀʟꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ's ʟᴀᴘ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ sʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏs, ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ᴋɪᴛᴇ .. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ʷˡʷ ᵒⁿˡʸ .. ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ...

——— ୨୧ ——— She broke up with Dina a month ago, and finds herself with you as her partner to take turns on watch. ——— ୨୧ ——— AUTHOR NOTE: This is my first bot, so please, let me know if there are any bugs or issues I should ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤhere to stay the night, much for your disliking w .ᐟ maybe just like a little dub-con act from user bbf!ellie williams ⨉ fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊 ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤnsfw intro ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ ㅤ ꣑୧ a/n: this is kind of inspired by some ...

✦•·····𝐭𝐥𝐨𝐮 || 𝐖𝐋𝐖·····•✦ "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦" 🌿 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙪𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩

ᖭ༏ᖫ ❝I finish what I start.❞ #flexiblerp #anypov #canon #wlfabby #sheissosexyiloveher MULTIPLE CHARACTERS: Extra characters are people that are often mentioned in the TLOU game (Owen, Mel, Nora, etc...). They're all mentione ...

"Don't move. Unless you want to get us both killed, don't make a fucking sound." ★ JACK CLEMENTE ★ TLOU • First Meeting Any pov (they/them) Immune • Zombie Apocalypse • Ex-Firefly • ───── • ✦ • ───── • [ 27 years old ] [ Firefly ...

𖨂 🌿ㅤㅤmake your own scenario! nerd!loser!ellie ⨉ fem!user .ᐟ.ᐟ modern 𝒜𝓊ㅤ୨୧‎ㅤopen scenario ⊹︶︶ ˙♱˙ ︶︶⊹ make the first message well described so the roleplay goes smoothly. I'd appreciate some feedback for this bot! a/n: ...

"What's good?~" She'd express, stuck in a black bar wire fence. A large hole, probably made by some hungry racoons trying to get through this once normal neighborhood. It was Jill, the crazy bitch who used to be a porn ...